Caffiend

1 - A person hopelessly addicted to caffeine

2 - A person who has consumed caffeine to the point of becoming non-functional

1 - "Dude, it's 10am and that's like your fifth cup of coffee!" "I know, I'm a caffiend and cannot function without it."

2 - "Dude! Did you see Rhonda? She talking 93 mph and started dancing in her cube!" "Yeah... She's a caffiend today."

by Mighty Wombat September 13, 2013

caffeining up

Drinking one cup of caffeine after the other to keep yourself awake to survive a long day at work.

Komal has been caffeining up all day.

Hey stop caffeining up, you wouldn't be able to fall asleep otherwise.

by yogapranam March 16, 2014

caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.

Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.

by Stoolie May 23, 2014

Caffeined

Energized , wide awake

I'm all Caffeined up for school.

by FirmaFitz July 23, 2015

caffeinism

The worship of the thing that makes the grumpy happy, the tired energized, and makes the world go round

If caffeinism was a real religion we would all be worshipers of it.

by Slentz42 July 13, 2017

Cafe Codename

Noun.

The name a coffee shop puts on your drink. It’s so scrambled you can use it as your spy name.

Barista: “order for Alyssa :)”

The cup: U-H-L-I-S-U-H

Alyssa: My cafe codename goes hard. What is yours Bella?

Belle: beilauh :(

by finnrmyman November 26, 2022

roadkill cafe

Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.

Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010