Cassified

noun
the removal of awkward silence (awkward pause) whilst undergoing a conversation

regardless of the conversations length and topics

person (A): man I love when people cassified conversations, you never feel awkward, and you do not have to fear running out of topics to talk about

person (B): yeah me too, finding someone who is a cassist is the best thing in the world

person(A): yeah sadly not many people are a cassist nor follow cassism

by silas ahm lemming January 29, 2019

Certified ripper banger

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing

Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019

Certified Bhaddie

Any Female Who 'Kidd Hydro' Calls A 'Bhaddie' Is Automatically Considered 'Certified' .. Which She Is Now A Certified Bhaddie

SHE AH CERTIFIED BHADDIE FOSHOE

by Kidd Hydro October 9, 2019

certifiedbisexualsimp

a certifiedbisexualsimp who is dumping for bisexuals, like the_eret, tapl and more.

certifiedbisexualsimp: person 1: yo, stop simping.
certified bisexual simp: never.

by elrapidswasfound October 28, 2020

certifiedbardi

Certifiedbardi is one of the greatest, well, the greatest artist (rapper, for being exact) in all stan twitter. He may not be the first one but his music had a great impact and will still have in everybody's life. His certified hits are "Tap On" and "All I Want For Xmas" yet. Spect his new album coming soon!

"Did you hear the king of rap certifiedbardi's new song?" "i love certifiedbardi, i'm a verified"

by Certy December 2, 2020

certifiedkat

certifiedkat is a roblox tiktoker who makes daily content for her 6.2k followers. She is a very kind and unique girl who also supports the lgbt community

damn bro certifiedkat is looking hella hot today.

by CaroIina December 5, 2020

certifiedkat

certifiedkat is a well known roblox tiktoker with over 6.2k followers. Her dream is to reach 6666 followers before 2021.

Let's get certifiedkat to 6666 to make her dream come true ! <3

by CaroIina December 5, 2020