Curling

A “sport” where you sweep some ice and yell at a rock
Random guy: hey man want to watch some curling?

Me: Oh, you mean that one sport where people yell at inanimate objects?
by HeyBeter12 March 12, 2018
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Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible
Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling
by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012
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stinky curls

wen it winter in canada and ur gurl hasn't shaved dat bush even doe she shampoos it with warm steamy cock juices and moose dung daily - occasionally used for american girls as well but they can only use taco bell shits.
man I met dis hot canadian girl in da club but when I took her home she had long ginger stinky curls. I offered to take her to a salon but she declined so i cud only due anal
by canadianshitlover November 28, 2017
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Crimp My Curl

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.

2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.

3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun
1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?

2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.

3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl
by DumbeeDydo July 02, 2018
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Blake Curl

A person who claims that they are straight but constantly makes sexual references and does sexual things around the boys making it seem as if they are gay.
Guy - Damn, I know he likes a girl and all, but he tried to give me anal
Other Guy - He must be a Blake Curls
by Boner man 420 May 09, 2022
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gray curl

A person who is lightskin (black+white) called gray curl because they are both black and white making gray.
Yo that gray curl over there looks like a spottie to me
by it’s geevin January 18, 2018
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