guam missile crisis

The Guam Missile Crisis was a period in history where forces working against America, conspired with Russia, and the world watched in horror as a former Spanish colony was almost destroyed.

Nuclear Bunkers had to order extra ice-cream during the Guam Missile Crisis.

by No Hemingway August 11, 2017

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mid-summer crisis

The time during the summer holiday when you get bored of fun and decide holidays suck.

Man, this mid-summer crisis is making me want school.

by heyaitzme July 26, 2022

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mid level crisis

When you reach a point in playing an MMO where you feel you can't level up and have no purpose of playing, yet you play anyway.

First Guy: "Man, I have no idea what I'm gonna do now that i finished the story line of this game.

Second Guys: "Hey wait, looks like there's gonna be a new content update"

First Guy: "Finally, goodbye mid level crisis"

by darcwizrd December 2, 2010

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mid-week crisis

Usually occuring about Wednesday - half way to the weekend - and categorized by doing something drastic, but not too drastic.... Just something that is enough to get you through the week and, perhaps, to get other people to look or act differently towards you.

I got so crunk because of my mid-week crisis.

My mid-week crisis caused me to dye my hair green.

by BlackWidow September 10, 2006

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Quarter life crisis

When a person, usually male, finishes high school or college, and gets their first job. Before they settle down and get married, they are under pressure to live life to its fullest, just like they wished they could have as a student, but couldn't afford to at the time. It is usually characterized by taking wild and extravagant trips and purchasing items that are considered for bachelors....

Wow! Pablo just bought a BMW, kegerator, big screen tv, outdoor heater, and has become a world traveler. He must be going through a quarter life crisis. He better enjoy it while he can.

by Nite Krawler January 4, 2011

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end-of-life crisis

The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.

Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"

Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"

Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."

Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."

by chickenfanny March 24, 2009

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