pushing cripples day

October 25 is the day where you could pushed your crippled friend.
Hey did you know it’s pushing cripples day? Let’s push our friend with a broken knee!
by Haha..12 October 19, 2022
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road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive
garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself
by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011
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Cripple virgin

Adj. a person who has not been crippled
by Alpharius December 10, 2023
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Crippling Culture

Mainstream culture spread by corporate media with the intention of keeping the youth ignorant and violent.
"We don't have a gun problem, we have a crippling culture problem."
by Forkskin October 01, 2022
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Crippled Nanny

When your baby sitter is hella hot so you can’t help from hitting that from behind and you end up sending her home with with broken legs
Person1: woahhh bro that’s your baby sitter???

Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny
by Ritchie Bitchie August 25, 2018
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cripple

ooh baby a cripple
by whatthedogdoin13 April 29, 2022
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Cripple

Someone who is wheelchair bound or can't walk properly
Did you see that old cripple down the road?
by Crippily Crepe January 22, 2021
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