Chipper then a cricket

An old Yankee term used in New England for "very well". Often shortened to "Chipper'n a cricket".

She's as chipper then a cricket today.

by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017

Middlesex Cricket

A euphemism for lesbianism, most commonly used in the UK

the calculating creationist may consider Middlesex Cricket to be inherently evil

by internalcat May 31, 2011

Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022

fender cricket

A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.

I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.

by motech January 20, 2015

Cricketers double

To sleep with both a mum and daughter either at the same time or over a period of time

Thompson slept with his ex's mum last saturday, the old cricketers double

by Ducky_boys April 27, 2017

Pussy Cricket

A disgusting creature that lies dormant in the cavities of sexually inactive vaginas. Known in some countries as the ravenous whistleblower, a pussycricket can usually be heard in the dead of night and early hours of morn. These beasts have been known to be tameable, but no evidence for any recommended methods exist. For more information, please contact your local library. Books include "My Punani Sounds Funny" and "Listen, Girl, That Thang Whistlin".

Damn shawty, dat ting whistlin'! You must have pussy crickets

by The Cricket Master February 13, 2022

line cricket

A woman that sleeps with power line workers and can usually be found getting railed in the formans truck or off in the woods

Look at that girl being a line cricket

by Skippydo October 24, 2017