Tavros Crocker

The biological child of Jane Crocker and Jake English in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He's Kismesis with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Harry Anderson Egbert.

Tavros Crocker? No I want Tavros Nitram.

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022

The Crock Pot

When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!

My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.

by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022

does killer croc eat people

Yes. Yes he does.

Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.

by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018

The Betty Crocker

When you put a whole box of betty crocker cake mix up your ass.

Person 1: I did the Betty crocker

Person 2: how did you fit a whole box of cake mix up your ass?

by CombineTheElite December 21, 2021

Croc

A relatively underrated Playstation game that came out around the same time as Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, and so on. In the game, you run around as a little crocodile dude, trying to save the Gobbos (little fuzzballs) that raised you since you washed up on their island's shore.

It's your basic platformer, with an oversimplified plot.

Jessica: Hey, I heard you had Croc!
Kurt: Yeah! I haven't played that game in ages!
Danielle: Croc?
Kurt: It came out about the time that Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro came out. It's similar to them, only a whole lot simpler.
Jessica: And the graphics are really cute!
Danielle: Alright, let's try this game out...

by The_Exuberant_Face October 8, 2010

Croc Off

A Croc-Like rubber shoe that isn't actually made by the brand "Croc"

(A Knock Off)

"Man,Crocs are bad but Croc Offs are EVEN worse!!!"

by Fat Morgan November 1, 2007

Chrock-star

A "Christian" rock star.

Steven Curtis Chapman is the only Chrock-star I've heard of.

by IzzyStradlin3000 June 14, 2011