Somebody dumb enough to think that the moon landing footage was faked and they spent millions of dollars building a massive rocket and sending it into the atmosphere just to keep up appearances.
Conspiratard: They tried to fool us by spending millions of dollars building a massive rocket and shooting it into space, but there were no astronauts actually inside it, they filmed a fake moon landing in the desert. A real truther knows that elaborately expensive and unnecessary cover-ups is just what governments do.
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Get the Conspiratard mug.A portmanteau of "conspiracy" and "paranoia", wherein one's paranoia is expressed through delusions of conspiracies.
Herp: "9/11 was an insides job! The Mayans predict the world will end in 2012! The Holocaust never happened! The Moon landing was a Hollywood hoax! ILLUMINATI!"
Derp: "Woah, man. Chill out with the conspiranoia, you're overheating."
Derp: "Woah, man. Chill out with the conspiranoia, you're overheating."
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Get the Conspiranoia mug.Every time I try to get something achieved at work someone always gets in my way. I can't tell if it's on purpose or if the people I work with are idiots. It's a total cockspiracy!
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Get the Cockspiracy mug.A paranoia heightened by the belief that unseen forces are organized against one's self or values, or against the general wellfare; persecution fantasy marked by belief that persons perceived negatively by the afflicted are operatives or dupes of real or imagined clandestine organizations.
"I can't talk to that guy anymore; he's gone so conspiranoid, he thinks our landlord is writing reports on his daily movements for the International Kommisariat of Screwing Over Delusional Nutjobs."
by Stephen Couchman November 16, 2006
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Example: There is no greater example for population reduction, then the population reduction conspirasist.
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Get the conspiratard mug.Conspiracizing: Trevonics for when people are plotting against you in a manner much like and/or related to conspiracies, conspiring, conspiracies, or any act the close friends of his father plot on him during camping adventures, or simply conspiring against him.
Nick and Ed were conspiracizing against me to scare me with the fake Rattle Snake.
George Bush and Dick Chaney were {conspiracizing against us this whole time, those bastards!
George Bush and Dick Chaney were {conspiracizing against us this whole time, those bastards!
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