columbus mason

Fuckin legend

Person 1: “do u know Columbus mason?”
Person 2: “yeah he’s a fuckin legend”

by sc000tt January 9, 2021

Columbus Mississippi

a town in the state of Mississippi where all the men living there have butt sex with their favorite cousin every sunday after church service

man you know my cousin from Columbus Mississippi ?

where they have sex wit their men cousins bro? i know his buttocks hurts.

by Tedmo January 26, 2022

Columbus Day

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.

Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.

by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021

Columbus Handshake

A greeting given to a girl in a bar, usually in Columbus. OH, where 2 fingers are inserted into the rectum.

Urban said he was just dancing with the girl in the bar, but he was spotted giving her the old Columbus Handshake.

by Southernernotbygrace October 7, 2021

Columbus

Some dude who fucked a walrus and got stds from it.

Person 1: My son just pulled a Columbus.

Person 2: Lol not my child bye

by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021

Columbus

Some dude who fucked a manatee because it looked hot enough for him to fuck

Person 1: my own son just fucked a manatee. Man I’m a disappointment.

Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.

by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021

columbus

a truly terrible person who deserves no credit or fame for anything other than mass murder.

columbus day should be abolished!

by megisfruity September 5, 2021