Person 1: my own son just fucked a manatee. Man I’m a disappointment.
Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.
Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.
by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021
Get the Columbusmug. ¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
by yogha November 19, 2023
Get the Columbusmug. ¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
by yogha November 19, 2023
Get the Columbusmug. The Columbus Creamball is the act of filling a balloon with many mens semen then making a small hole inside the balloon as to make it pop easier then throwing it at a person in the attempt the make the balloon pop resulting the the recipient being covered in the semen that was inside of the balloon
Me and my girl wanted to spice up out bedroom life so you know I had to pull out the Columbus Creamball on her
by Hawk tuah the 35th August 11, 2024
Get the Columbus Creamballmug. A city in Ohio with a hyperactive towing crew just lying in wait so they can snatch up your car the moment you break down and impound it so you have to spend extra time retrieving it even though you were just passing through and stopped briefly but now you're stuck for three days and not only need to pay to get your car back from the thieves who are the town, but need to also have your car repaired afterwards.
by The Wild Weston March 18, 2023
Get the Columbusmug. by Milt Alwin June 30, 2009
Get the Columbus and Washingtonmug. I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.
by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022
Get the Christopher Columbusmug.