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Columbus

dude: Where do you live?

me: Columbus, OH

dude: RIP
by Trash Ketchum August 29, 2021
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Columbus

A disgusting, genocidal piece of shit who is falsely accredited with discovering North America. Actually, Leif Erikson did in 1000 A.D. (if you don't believe me then do a simple google search)
Person 1: Why would they remove Columbus Day!? He discovered North America!

Person 2: He actually didn't, and he also enslaved the natives where he first landed.
by sirbalin August 30, 2021
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Northside Highschool (Columbus GA)

There are too many people. The principal looks like Abraham Lincoln. My sister used to have a crush on him wtf. The classes are okay depending on which ones you have. Other than that, it's pretty boring. There aren't many fights or a lot of drama so it's pretty okay.
Northside Highschool (Columbus GA) is so boring.
by Little Sweetmeat October 17, 2022
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Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.
I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.
by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022
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Columbus Mississippi

a town in the state of Mississippi where all the men living there have butt sex with their favorite cousin every sunday after church service
man you know my cousin from Columbus Mississippi ?

where they have sex wit their men cousins bro? i know his buttocks hurts.
by Tedmo January 26, 2022
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columbus mason

Person 1: “do u know Columbus mason?”
Person 2: “yeah he’s a fuckin legend”
by sc000tt January 9, 2021
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Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025
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