Coal

Coal as used for a dog’s name, means many things. Coal is kind, sweet and loyal. He will keep you warm on a cold winter night, as lump of coal would in an oven. Coal is very intelligent, and the envy of most dogs. He always has the coolest haircut, and it draws many loving looks from admirers. Everyone wants Coal by their side.

That Coal sure is cute!
Does Coal want a treat?
Coal is such a good boy!

by Booboo Coal February 3, 2021

coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way

"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"

by PlayerNumberOne October 8, 2023

Rolling Coal

The ultimate form of cuckoldry, where hubby makes a huge black smoke Baby Reveal in traffic to announce that all the BBC Breeding Parties were finally successful.

Hubby was Rolling Coal out of 441 as he rubbed the baby bump another man had put there.

by cb757 January 4, 2024

Coal

on the online imageboard soyjak.party, coal refers to a low quality video or soyjak that is deemed undesirable trash.

"this is the coal that is destroying the sharty"
"bro go outside nobody understands you"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

coal spreader

Someone who sends/shows you terrible memes.

Dude you’re such a coal spreader.

by P-Squilly January 14, 2024

Coal tax

When a woman has a baby with a black man, and the father does not stay to support and/or help the baby or woman.

Did you hear how Wendy is a single mother now?
Yeah, she’s paying the Coal Tax

by JohnnyBravo224 December 10, 2023

Coal

A black, Yet small peice of rock. Comes in a sqaure kind of shape and used for grills.

''Amanda can you get the coal?''

by Piazr December 28, 2022