Cloutlord

Someone who is a king of influence and has many people who look up to him and want to like him

He's such a cloutlord why can't I be more like him

by Aceton January 18, 2019

Clout award

An award typically in an academic or work setting, that is granted to the most inoffensive candidate. In contrast to a typical award that is given to the most qualified candidate. Or to a candidate that better fits a predefined quota (hint: minorities). Or to the candidate who is willing to pay a fee (hint: scams).
Clout award's usually have no inherit value, due to having no real standards. On the surface they may appear to be prestigious, but behind the smoke and mirrors they mean squat.

They're the middle child of meaningless awards, with the younger being participation medals and the older being a Nobel peace prize.

"Why did Shaniqua, of all people in our Comp Sci class get the STEM nomination?" -Hwong Too
"It's not actually worth anything, it's just a (clout award)." -Johannes Schmidt

by With or without a hard 'r'? January 20, 2019

Cloutacious

A person(s) who is popular or beefed with due to popularity

The person who is being clout chased ie. being a cloutacious person

by wigsnatchingtwigsnappingbaddy February 2, 2019

Clouted judgment

To make a poor decision(s) based on the idea that it will give you clout.

Following an infulencer lifestyle despite not being able to afford it out of the belief it will make you money and fame on social media leading to having clouted judgment

by CloutMasterKenobi February 19, 2019

cloutaversary

Noun
1.The anniversary of the day someone gets their clout due to a significant event recognized by people with clout.

Anish had his Cloutaversary and threw a party for it!
Get ready to party, its my cloutaversary tomorrow.

by The Bathroom Guy March 18, 2019

Clout

Clout is fame or popularity.

He's so famous , I wish I had that much clout.

by its_that_guy_the_my_pillow_guy May 11, 2019

cloutship

adj-A friendship or romantic relationship solely for the purpose of gaining clout or fame.

Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau are in a cloutship.

by kay707 May 17, 2019