clackalackin

Slang for "What is Going On"

Yo, Whats clackalackin?

by CL December 17, 2003

The Cacken!

The sexual act of grouping 8 "large" men with penis' at arms length and having them engulf the female participant in cock.

John- "Bring out the female sacrifice!"
Jerry- "Release the Cacken!"
Girl- "Ahhhhh! It's the Cacken!"

by Dr. Catz PhD December 29, 2010

cacker

Do NOT get the word 'cacker' confused with townie or chav. They are two separate beasts. In fact, a cacker could be considered the opposite to a 'townie' since they in fact live in the countryside (in the New Forest to be exact). There are also similarities to gypos, but a cacker comes from a specific housing estate or family.

Someone with the surname "Clarke" or "Wicher" or "Cooper" is probably a cacker.
Someone who lives in a council estate in a rural village is also probably a cacker

by ss February 5, 2004

cack gabbler

a gaf who likes the cack, a semen sucker, pole smoker, a gay BJ artist

You know you like the cack! Youre a cack gabbler!

by dan-i-o July 23, 2003

Cack hatch

The cack hatch is one of many alternative and interesting names for the common anus.

"Oh yeah, she loves it up the cack hatch"

by Bl@kes March 17, 2007

cack brace

An object that is adhered to a crooked dick in hopes to make it straight.

Foreigner: "Dude my cock is crooked. But, it bends upward so maybe thats how I hit the G spot so wel!"

Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."

by westfalia January 19, 2010

cacked

1. Completely fucked. Totally screwed up, broken, shit.

2. To be "cacked". or covered, and completely fucked because of it.

1. "Goddamnit, this computer is completely cacked."

2. "HAHAHA You fell over and landed in pig shit, you're cacked with shit!"

by distortion November 7, 2003