chris

The red panda on roller skates(with a condom);
a sex addict with a big penis who gets madd poon;
That guy that never lies and pokes people's back pimples;
a sociopathic ninja vampire who everyone loves to hug

1. Lauren started calling Chris the red panda on rollerskates for no apparent reason. The (with a condom) was added because he had a condom with his at school one day.
2.Chris is such a manwhore.
3.Chris told her she was flat randomly.
4.I gave Chris a hug then he sliced me in half and drank my blood.

by Farmer Joe Bob Dylan Ranger May 27, 2008

Chris

creepy name for stalkers who stalk their mates gf/bf and ask retarded questions (where is your touch spot) and insist on constantly annoying the stalkee... they also like to partake in the activity of cumming in shoes

Geeze that guy is such a chris, he just asked me where my touch spot is.

yeah he also cums in shoes

by tomisastrawberry September 25, 2010

Chris

Once you meet him you think he is a good friend... but once you get to know him you'll know he's not. He is funny, but sometimes his jokes are cruel. He also likes to think good of himself so he lies and says that he has a girlfriend and that he slept with her even though he his only 12 years old. He is also a fat a** chicken nugget that is addicted to fortnite!! He is so cruel he told someone he wished there were dead because the other guy didn't forgive him!! All I have to say is that if you know a Chris... don't keep him

I don't ever want to meet a Chris again my life

by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019

Chris

He is the definition of a caregiver.

He always puts others before him.

He doesn't know his true value and underestimates his effect on women. He's everything but ordinary.

He's the love of my life and yet he will never let me love him.

... Written by your goddess, Chris....

by Gruwwelche November 29, 2021

Chris

Its the name of a gay person

Chris is gay

by daniel12346 January 30, 2022

Chris

A kid who likes gaming fnaf and many other things and also a very good lier but can keep it in that type of state for a long time but also is great in bed

dude did you hear that kid named chris has a girlfriend

Yea what's her name dude

Demon

by Thatonefnafkid July 8, 2021

Chris

Chris is a stupid dickhead who stinks at Fifa and rages all the time . He is super toxic and probably has Autism . Usually from Sheffield and eats coco pops with a fork

Ah bro don’t be a chris

by Jon has a massive dong April 17, 2020