Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.
"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//
by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025
Get the carbonated felchingmug. David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
Get the carbon fartmug. "I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"
by Onehitwonder? November 28, 2017
Get the carbonatemug. by bigchungus1212 May 8, 2022
Get the Carbon Dioxide Podsmug. carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.
Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.
by Emmie Z January 28, 2021
Get the carbonated mineral watermug. by bebepepe October 29, 2021
Get the Carbonmug. by EDR-bookOfLife November 19, 2021
Get the Photosynthesized Carbon Dioxidemug.