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Gum Smuggling

When a friend asks you for a piece of gum, and to avoid being asked by others for a piece you slip it under a desk, give them a high five, or a random handshake.
Paul: (whispers) Yo Don, can I have some of yr gum?

Don: (out of no where) HIGHFIVE MAN! (slips him the gum as their hands meet for the highfive)

Steven: Wow guys, that was the most poorly performed act of gum smuggling i've ever seen, btw can i get a piece?
by wheredyougo June 6, 2009
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thumbing-the-gums

A scholarly term for female masturbation.
"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."
by Nora J. April 24, 2010
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blue gum

look at how black that blue gum is.
by gdtms May 21, 2018
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gobble gum

Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.
Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.
by Dexter FIshbourne January 15, 2016
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Pussy Gum

When a man is in drag and parts of the testicles and penis are visible even though they are tucked
"Hey can see my pussy gum through these pants?"
by Jesus_is_my_best_friend February 2, 2019
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Gum Orgy

V. to put several pieces of gum in ones mouth, all at the same time and proceeding to chew until the pieces merge into one big gum ball.
Jordan: Want some gum?
Brittany: Why the hell not. Two pieces of gum is getting boring anyway.
Jordan: Like a gum orgy.
by JORDAN FLINT November 15, 2010
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Gum Cutters

Man 1: I’m doing a lot of ab exercises so eventually I can develop my gum cutters.
Man 2: Don’t you mean cum gutters?
Man 1: Watch your mouth!
by Smykovsy January 22, 2021
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