Barfeso

A term used to describe people who suddenly hit you when they are excited or laughing

Hide he's Cracking up
What happens when he is excited?

He gives you a spanking. He is barfeso.

by Wasd444 November 19, 2017

Barf me out

A Valley expression meaning "to be disgusted" or "being displeased" with a person or situation. Why it's called "Barf ME out" is beyond me. I mean why have you been swallowed by someone in the first place? and is the person vomiting you out some rando or is it the guy you're upset about. By the way, do you come out as a whole or already chewed and digested? Anyway someone is going to be dead either way in this scenario. Either you're dead from all the stomach acid slowly turning you into fine brown mush or (if you barfed out as a whole) the person vomiting is gonna be torn apart into pieces while he's living through that nightmarish feverdream of a Californian 80s term. Anyway i've wasted 10 minutes of my life, so im gonna go back to comment on some christian mom sites on facebook in hopes of redpilling them on chemtrails and on liberal inventions like homosexuality, climate change and gun control. The latter will completely stop natural selection in schools! (and they say we don't believe in evolution). Well dear reader i won't let you stop from reading more interesting definitions on this website. Actually its mostly definitions of girl names for some reason. Let me improvise one on the spot: "Ashley. Ashley is someone who would go on Urban Dictionary because she heard a phrase on Netflix and doesn't know what it means so she instantly feels panic curling up her bum because of her anxiety to always trying to fit in. I'm looking at you Ashley."

Thanks bye

"Barf me out. Gag me with a spoon!"

by Totallyradicl July 22, 2018

barfessional

Someone that thinks they’re experts at MMA because they watch UFC at the bar.

He’s a barfessional fighter because he saw GSP win with this submission.

by O’Jitsu August 10, 2018

Barfage

Used to describe what will occur if you drink and/or eat way too much of something really quickly all at once. Looks like Tito's Thursday really got the best of us.

"girlllll...if you drink too much vodka that fast it will definitely induce barfage."

by tjb0611 May 16, 2020

Barfanatics

A popular Instagram fitness page

Bro, have you seen the new post by Barfanatics?

by Barfanatics November 26, 2020

Barfield

A combination of the two words Barf and Garfield. Typically used when describing a cat’s spat-up hairball.

"My cat just took the biggest Barfield on my carpet right now."

by big stinky cat August 10, 2023

junior barf

When you burp and a little bit of barf comes up.

I ate so much I just junior barfed

by Hilaryann714 March 3, 2016