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Butthole Bandits

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!
by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020
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Blizzard in a butthole

It's where a bunch of guys masturbate over an asshole, and when they cum, all their fluids go in a butthole, giving the blizzard it's name.
Yo that girls such a hoe, I bet she'll enjoy a blizzard in a butthole!
by imhypershadow April 5, 2017
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blowing on buttholes

The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.
Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?
by Texas2Fists June 14, 2014
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Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.
I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.
by Taint Tap November 24, 2010
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Pumpkin Butthole

A doughnut, usually iced, with pumpkin spice filling visible from one side, resembling a puckered or partially prolapsed anus.
Our teacher brought us pumpkin buttholes for doing well on our exams.
by DerAlmighty October 6, 2020
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Butthole Browning

When you’re wipping or cleaning you’re ass crack and you’re finger slips in your ass hole.
Oh shit the toilet paper ripped and I pulled a butthole browning.
by Bobo da fool December 21, 2017
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butthole engineer

A butthole engineer is a term used to describe a gay man
abusive unflattering term for a gay eg. "he's a butthole engineer"
by dude an the missus August 21, 2006
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