bollock tongue

To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.

John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.

by Lucidentity April 3, 2021

Bollock Peen Lord

Someone who takes bollocks and penis at the same time in their mouth

Man: omg my girl is such a bollock peen lord
Friend: wdym?
Man: bro she swallowed the dick and the balls fam

by LoadBuster98 May 5, 2021

Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers

Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!

by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022

Buhlockay

Sexiest mullet on Kick. Best slot streamer ever with a massive eggplant between his legs

That Buhlockay guy is such a great streamer. He really loves his chat.

by Yudiealfredoclashyjr May 28, 2023

The Bumlock

Potentially the world's most dangerous wrestling maneuver, perfected in Belgium in the late 18th century by Shaolin Gypsies. The technique itself is shrouded in mystery, the most recent known practitioner of the Bumlock is William Roache who plays Ken Barlow in Coronation street. Currently outlawed by all Professional wrestling Organisations because of its Brutal Nature.

J.R- "Oh my god King its the Bumlock!"

King- "Here, i hate the Bumlock it lashes!"

by "The Mantlepiece" Chris Mantle March 13, 2009

shitty bollocks

a word used to express anger at something when it goes wrong

(just stood in dog shit) 'ohh shitty bollocks'

by elvisrocks321 July 10, 2009

hammy bollocks

A derogatory term, most prominently used as a noun, to insult another party member. Most commonly used to cause offense to the person it is directed upon, and it's meaning is varied/not defined, other than it being an insult. Possible definitions directed upon someone being fat ("hammy"), an asshole or any other reason why you would consider even insulting them in the first place.

"You're a bitch."
"Well you're a hammy bollocks"

by Eide Irc September 6, 2013