Riding Bronco

Riding in the storage area of an SUV, van or station wagon without any actual seat or seatbelt.

If you didn't call shotgun, window or bitch you'll be riding bronco, so I hope you brought a pillow for your ass because that shit is uncomfortable.

by LennySands March 6, 2011

bucking bronco

when you are fucking a girl doggystle and then you grab her hair and tell her you have aids or something else that would make her try to get away and you see how long you can continue to "ride her"

"i pulled a bucking bronco on that girl i met at the bar yesterday."

by lil' smokey March 9, 2007

Bronson

1.Pain in the ass
2. Really cute boy
3. Douche Bag
4. Really really hot!!
5. I'd tap that
6. Totally kissable
7. Big dick
8. Acne face
9. Nice ass
10. Highly perverted

Bronson:*walks over to a hot chick, taps her on shoulder* "hey are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten l see"

Hot chick: *turns around* "are you a bank? Because you should leave me a loan. " *turns back around*

Bronson: " ahhh oh damn she's feisty, but that's the way I like ehm!" *grabs hot chicks ass*

Hot chick: "oh you like that bad boy? Well how do you like this!?" * kicks Bronson in balls*

Bronson: *cries on ground. In fetal position, while cupping his balls*

Hot chick: *laughs and walks away with friends*

by Who dat Girl? December 31, 2013

Bucking Bronco

Sex move in which the girl has pigtails, and you have doggy style sex, then at the peek of the male's orgasm, he whispers into the girls ear, "I have aids" then the male sees how long he can keep it inside.

WARNING DO NOT ATTEMPT, THIS IS A JOKE, IT CAN CAUSE PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE AND OR HAVING YOUR DICK SNAPPED OFF.

No example cuz you shouldn't try the Bucking Bronco if you would like to keep your dick attached to your body

by SAM P AND ZACH K March 4, 2008

brontosapien

The new species of bipedal very heavy primates to which many midwestern humans belong, characterized by weight in excess of 250lbs. May be found areas west of the Misissippi, but more common in the midwest.

People in the midwest are so fat, they must be of that new species of Brontosapiens.

by Cathy G January 6, 2007

Bronking

A game where you try to get a physical letter delivered to the most ridiculous (preferably made up) name possible.

The challenges of Bronking are twofold.
The first is that if the name is too ridiculous, a human mail sorter may reject the letter as garbage (which it is). Automated systems tend to not filter mail so effectively.
The second is making up a ridiculous name that fits the above criteria of not being too fake sounding.

Techniques include sending back credit-card 'junk mail' with the desired name filled in, in place of your own. However in bronking circles, this is frowned upon, as these systems are automated. (see above)

Invented by Dr Todd Gonzales of Townsville, Australia and named after the original 'recipient', Dr Kendall Cotton Bronk.

Protip: Most names sound better with a 'Dr' in front of them.

Guy 1: I just thought of the best bronking name, 'Mr Richard Poopenmyer'.
Guy 2: Na it's too fake, how about 'Dr Friskard Folper'?
Guy 1: How about 'Mr Phillip Urbon Dickary'?
Guy2: That's better, now you're getting it.

by wi1d3 January 9, 2010

Broncos

Sad excuse for a football team. Full of fat lazy boof heads and sneaky cheats.
Love to perform sexual favours for refs for points and shit calls.
Can't believe their supporters can actually claim that shit

How many broncos are sucking ref doodle for this win?

The broncos new recruits in the officials colours were well worth the money...

by Milkshake April 21, 2017