Boofer

the act of snorting any powder drug.

1.)man i just did a boofer and now my nose is running.2.) I could really use a boofer right about now.

by GwarMachine March 5, 2020

call my broker

To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.

Dude #1: OK, you ready to go?
Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...

by Aneurysm Boy July 25, 2007

Broner

n. the recognition that a male aquaintance or "bro" would be attractive to the opposite sex.

Markus: Hey I'm going out tonight with that girl Sarah from work. How do I look?

Mike: Dude, let's just say that I have a broner right now.

by WordBrah August 20, 2009

Broderick

(verb)- When a man is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife

Ned: Man, Bob's girlfriend is really ugly, it's too bad

Ted: Yeah, he really Brodericks her

by TheTouchingUncle August 20, 2010

broner

the erection a male receives from riding too close to his male friend on a scooter.

Jeff always gets a raging broner when he rides in with Kyle on his Vespa.

by getjustin June 13, 2008

Broderick

Straight Bitch Ass Nigga

the originator of Bitch-assed-ness/ bitchassedness

Guy 1:man u know that nigga Broderick...
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: man hes a straight Bitch Nigga
Guy 2: i know right he sucks mad dick

by ChefDejon October 27, 2008

brofessionalism

The conduct, aims, or qualities that characterize or mark a brofession or a brofessional person

My bro Daniel displays the finest brofessionalism in his brofessional activities.

by zachymon October 7, 2011