British Saxophone

When on the verge orgasm, the woman inserts a wooden reed into the man's urethra and plays a c-flat, causing instanious orgasm, bowel, and bladder release.
"Bruh, my girlfriend is such a freak. Last night she gave me a British Saxophone."
by HarryMcTuckett March 27, 2020
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British steamboat

When one person giving oral sex to a male recipient drinks hot tea, thus burning the penis of said recipient.
Sean was giving me a British steamboat and I ended up in the hospital for 3 days. Totally worth it!!!
by MattyGsteen May 20, 2016
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British Walls

Particularily thin walls, where once something is done on one side, it is easily heard on the other.
The place has goddamn British Walls, I heard him peeing from the living room...
by That Gent Who Burns Scones February 21, 2011
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British Rail

Formerly British Railways, British Rail is a train operating company in UK during 70's, 80's and 90's, then it got privatised.
Bring back British Rail!
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british baggie

When your testicles are shriveled like the queen

Met this girl at the bar and took her home. Once naked she yelled british baggie, british baggie
Dam its cold out, I got myself some british baggies
by menjay January 02, 2015
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The British Fucklock

Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.
"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"
by The Snatch Dispatch January 31, 2009
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Behaving British

Fuckwits acting dominated by their most primitive emotions only to fuck people's lives and experience an immense feeling of guilt and regret after having fucked the things up.
Hey man! You'd better stop behaving britishly or you'll likely regret the outcome!
by L.A.N.G June 27, 2016
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