A strange extraterrestrial object that contains paper. On this so called "paper", there is an evil thing called "words". These peculiar things called "words" are infused with so much hate that it stings your eyes when you attempt to "read" it.
Teacher: Coming to school late huh? Im giving you detention.
Me: eh
Teacher: Extra homework?
Me: eh
Teacher: AH! A BOOK REPORT!
Me: OH SH*T
Me: eh
Teacher: Extra homework?
Me: eh
Teacher: AH! A BOOK REPORT!
Me: OH SH*T
by the random dude December 03, 2015
A scrapbook or other book that holds three dimensional items of significance or for decorative purposes i.e. metal objects, keys, beads, necklaces etc.
Treasure Book Creations dot com
by Temporary InVanity August 06, 2009
Stupid piece of shit assignment only invented to waste time and energy all under the guise of being "educational". These torture devices are usually assigned to children on vacations. Sometimes even on summer vacations in which 95% of students don't give a shit to do anyways because it has all the "educational" value as staring at paint drying on a wall for 10 hours and then writing down what you "learned" about it.
Bob: I can't wait for vacation!
Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-
Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.
Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?
Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-
Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.
Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?
Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.
by BonelessJohn February 17, 2021
A lover of books. Usually wishes that fictional characters are real and gets very emotionally involved in books. Beware: never disturb a book lover when he/she it reading. Results can be fatal.
friend: Sam punched me in the eye today.
me: You interrupted her when she was reading, didn't you?
friend: she's such a book lover
me: You interrupted her when she was reading, didn't you?
friend: she's such a book lover
by paizongirl98 June 19, 2014
The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.
by russian reversal November 12, 2006
short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.
Mark Warner is a total book jerker.
"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)
"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)
by fisherstaples October 19, 2009
by rodriguezhec November 24, 2006