toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.

When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.

by skeptic_here May 16, 2016

Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.

I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!

by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018

Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.

Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.

by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018

Region Blocking

Usually in a movie when a character is nude, the camera angles in front of an object to cover up the nudity.

Aw come on, I wanted to see that girls tits! Screw region blocking!

(Example Below)

by DaUltimateMemelord June 4, 2019

Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!

Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!

by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019

Cock-Blocking

Cock-Blocking is when you stop a male from trying to hit on a girl.

It can also mean when you block a chicken on twitter.com.

"Hey this guy named chicken just called me a slur"
"Welp, you better get Cock-Blocking!"

by Totally not NuggNugg DoesStuff May 10, 2021

Nuke Blocking

Killing someone in Call of duty Modern Warfare 2 who is nuke boosting. This usually involves you losing the match in order to bring justice to the game. The most effective nuke boosting is done in free for all after said booster has gotten 5 kills or more.

Guy 1These two guys were hiding in the bushes in Skidrow killing each other and I threw a grenade and killed them both

Guy 2Why were you Nuke Blocking? you could have just left the game

Guy 3I left right after. I just wanted to teach em a lesson

by brute24deodarant January 18, 2010