Goalline Blitz

American based football MMORPG. Has many 30-40 year old people who have never been laid and like to make their fantasy come "true"

God, my 30 year old virgin brother loves playing Goalline Blitz.

by Comin At You YeahHa October 1, 2009

blirt

Blirt is a birkenhead slang term for semen.
Usuaully, it is used in the ED form I.E blirted

I was just about to blirt and my mum walked in
I blirted in some chicks mouth
I blirted all over my sheets
I blirted up my GF's pussy

by Joazza August 19, 2007

Blister Piss

When you piss for longer than a minute. Mostly after you just wake up.

"I woke up this morning, and had to blister piss so bad"

by Pikajew407 September 5, 2011

Blitarted

To be so retarted you become blind to what's happening.

Eden left her Mac on the stove after cooking some Mac n Cheese, finding out that the bottom was burned. She is so blitarted.

by Anderjoseph June 25, 2016

Blistin

When something slaps or is extraordinary

“That fit is blistin bro!!!”

by flaminhot2001 November 7, 2019

booty blister

a hickey on one's ass.

"My boyfriend thinks it's cute to bite my ass, but I keep getting all these booty blisters! My butt looks like a mine field!"

"You think Mark will find out you slept with his girlfriend?"
"Shit, I want him to. I lined up some booty blisters on her in the shape of my initials."

by JustDoinWork January 4, 2010

finger blitz

to jam your index and middle fingers into a vagina then remove and repeat with the other hand repeatedly until she squirts.

I called jess to make sure she could still walk after that intense finger blitzing.

by spring break 06 for life October 14, 2010