twat blocking

The equivalent of cock blocking

Did you get lucky last night No some dumb chick was twat blocking all night long.

by (Inhalethroughnose) September 22, 2019

Jalon Brockington

A fucking cunt that hasn't finished the first episode of his show but is working on the second season already.

Aidan: Hey when is episode 1 coming out?
Jalon Brockington: Idk. But what do u think about these ideas for season 2?
Aidan: *physical confusion*

by UrBestFriendVoid69 November 15, 2019

snack blocking

Snack Blocking; verb. The act of cutting in line at Costco and taking the last free sample.

That little bastard has been snack blocking me at every free sample station.

by Disbarred Lawyer January 25, 2020

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

Bean blocking

A girl trying to get some fine ass pussy but her boyfriend interferes is being bean blocked

I was about to get some fine ass pussy yesterday, and my boyfriend ended up bean blocking me. How lame?

by Clit-tits-and-bong-hits November 8, 2020

Tok-Blocking

When you watch TikTok all day and realize it’s massively interfering with your dating life.

Girl, you have to get off TikTok for a day and try a dating app instead, you’re tok-blocking yourself into staying single!

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Stalk-blocking

Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!

So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020