blumpkin by proxy

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

by bigassblackguy October 18, 2006

Blumper-Decker-Dactyl

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)

Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!

by CPSC October 4, 2010

super blumpkin

Just like the regular blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) except your eating a sub or sandwich. preferably mr.hero.

"Dude Adams mom totally gave me a super blumpkin"

or

"that fat bitch loves them super blumkins, almost as much as gobblers."

by Drew babyy TR October 28, 2006

King of the Blumpkins

1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.

Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.

by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009

Fake Blumpkin

you sit down on the toilet to get ready for a blumpkin as the girl goes down you stand up and shove her face into the toilet and proceed to give her a swirley

i got fake blumpkined yesturday

by mike oxslong has to poop December 23, 2008

Blumpky

The act of having your hose-gargled whilst you drop the kids off at the pool.

An erotic delight for both parties, it is a way to become deeply aware of all of your lover.

My wife won't give me a Blumpky, our son, however, thinks it's fun.

by Eddy Gourmet December 26, 2005

Progressive Blumpkin

Progessive Blumpkin - A Procedure on how to actually get a Blumpkin

Step 1) Fart a lot in her presence during oral sex and regular fucking. Do this for at least 3 months or until she gets used to the smell of your rancid bowels.

Step 2) Shit yourself during oral sex and/or while banging the snot out of the bitch. Act completely embarassed when this happens! "I agree that was awful... let's take it into the bathroom next time!"

Step 3) Enjoy your Blumpkin filled future life together.

"Man that Progressive Blumpkin shit really worked! Man I can't so much as fart without that dirty whore wanting to suck my mule or least bite my nuts... thanks Progressive Blumpkin"

by Tyler Breckenridge November 10, 2005