Beer Nervous

Beer Nervous is a condition that occurs when there is a shortage or absence of beer within close proximity. The onset of this condition can occur rapidly.
I was having a great time at this party until I noticed the shortage of beer and became beer nervous.
by Beer Captain March 09, 2019
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Beer Bizzy

Basically a beer bong..,or a plastic device that attatches to a beer bottle that has a vent tube...in order facilitate a fast chug of a beer.

Originally started by cuts777inthehizzy on you tube.
I got the beer bizzy...and now im going to drink it in the hizzy
by papercuts777 fan November 18, 2012
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Beer Gnat

Those little annoying flies that are attracted to / gather around an open beer after it's been left out for a night. My only question is "Damn, where do they come from"
Beer Gnat
by Shawn Cassick August 29, 2008
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Beer Nugget

A tasty late-night treat or party food essentially made of chunks of deep-fried pizza dough invented in DeKalb, IL mostly for broke students from Northern Illinois University. It's usually served with a dipping side of marinara or pizza sauce, but can also be served with a cheese or garlic butter sauce or sprinkled with or dipped in cinnamon-sugar.

The one constant at NIU.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so wasted!"
Guy 2: "yeah, Let's get some food."
Guy 1: "I'm almost broke"
Guy 2: "Let's get some beer nuggets then."

PartyGuy: "Hi, I'm from another school, what's that?"
NIUGirl: "Beer nuggets."
PartyGuy: "What's 'beer nuggets'?"
NIUGirl: "What? You've never heard of 'beer nuggets'?"
by wyld_stallyns April 13, 2008
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beer tears

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt
"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"
by brunette22 February 16, 2006
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Beer Joggles

the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.
"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."
by Geeluvss August 18, 2011
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nursing a beer

to take a long time to drink one beer
John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night

(Max was nursing a beer)
by Spaceoutboi September 29, 2015
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