Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

mexican bacon

when you slice a hotdog in thin strips and fry it in a skillet

i was so poor in college, i had to live off of mexican bacon for months

by tito jackson December 4, 2004

Baconify

The process of adding bacon to otherwides baconless foods.

Baconify that burger for me, Cletus.

by Asmodeus December 7, 2003

whatever sizzles your bacon

Almost like 'whatever floats your boat', albeit different.

"I like to eat bananas at the noontime." said wingaling webster."whatever sizzles your bacon." said blueskin bernie.

by Lingwendil June 7, 2004

Bacon Zombie

Bacon Zombie is the name given to an item, meme, or pop culture obsession that becomes overdone (or to the person who refuses to get with the times). The lack of interest in said thing is so high that the mention of it causes fits of depression, annoyance and nausea in anyone who has to listen about such old and worn-out interests.

In "geek" culture around 2005-2011 (current), the two items mentioned more than anything else is a ravenous obsession for all things bacon, and a love of zombies.
When something (or someone) is a bacon zombie, they are horribly boring and tediously uninteresting due to their obsession of over-done interests.

People have moved on, and will leave a Bacon Zombie to obsess in the corner. Sadly due to their love of Bacon and Zombies, most Bacon Zombies confuse this insult with a compliment.

Todd tried to convince his friends to try Planking, but the poor Bacon Zombie was laughed at.

by Loxzen June 17, 2011

Loose Bacon Strips

1. Floppy, saggy and/or stretched out pussy lips. Often the result of child birth, but mostly linked to being a "fuck em all" whore.

2. A vertically challenged vagina. Resembles salt water taffy in a folding machine

1. Gina is such a slampig. She must really have some loose bacon strips.

by hot dog and banana fucker February 15, 2010

Bacon Hawk

A majestic hawk with bacon for wings. It was created by Destery and Nathan of the DesandNate YouTube channel.

Steven: Look uncle Destery, it's a bacon hawk!
Destery: I don't give a rat's tooth. Shutup Steven!

by notdesandnate July 17, 2012