September 5

Masturbate on a Zoom video day.

On September 5th, you have to masturbate on a Zoom video.

by hdizawg July 14, 2020

october 5

National nudes day

Guy: hey it’s October 5th

Girl: oh right *sends nudes*

by That day maker September 29, 2020

Keep it 5

A term used to describe the driving style of someone who enjoys driving slowly, referring to the preferred MPH of the driver. The typical position of someone who's "keeping it 5" is elbow out the window, seat leaning back, and speakers blasting hip-hop. The most essential part involves the driving speed -- the slower, the better. Oftentimes, keeping it 5 will annoy other drivers, but those who truly keep it 5 will not let this affect their style.

Passenger: Hey come on man let's hurry up we gotta get there before the game starts

Driver: Chill we'll get there when we get there...I'm just tryna keep it 5

by thakid11 April 19, 2009

Guy 5

Who's Guy 5? I don't see him anywhere on the internet.....
I don't know what to define for this word....
What is that sound? uhh oh, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAA_----- GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5

Guy 1: Somewhere, I'm hearing voices in my head..
Guy 2: What do they say?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5

Guy 2: Just keep them out of your mind. It will stop.
*5 hours later....*
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5
*A door opens.*
Guy 2: Hey! Woah, what happened to you?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2....
Guy 2: Yo, you performing a ritual for your religion?
Guy 1: Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2.....
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
*Guy 2 taps Guy 1.*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 2: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*The end.*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

Hoof 5

V - A high-5 like hitting of the two hands only in a fist like manner, hitting the palms together in the shape of a horses' hoof. Can be accompanied by whinnying and other typical horse sounds/behaviors.

Give me a Hoof 5! -clip clop clip clop- NEEEeeeeeeehhhh!!!

by cornvillehope October 19, 2010

5-50

A Neutral; Blood Gang Associate

I Aint Blood Im 5-50

by Du$t January 7, 2009

December 5

Wheel chair day

When every kid in a wheel chair gets what they want when they want on December 5th

by Bnlblack October 16, 2019