bending backwards

Going out of your way/speaking up to do something unnecessarily - usually in defence or to protect someone. And it is usually associated with naivety or idiocy, even.

Stop bending backwards to defend the prime minister. True, he's not necessarily bad in this case, but it's not like he's some hero, all of a sudden.

by KrikenKing March 2, 2010

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

backwards-stupid

describes a really ironic and unintelligent action or statement that someone did

"What they did and said was so...so backwards-stupid."

by nickwrm September 25, 2006

Brawkward

When a bra, particularly a strapless one, gets tangled or slides down in public and you are caught adjusting your bra.

Stupid me for wearing that strapless bra today. It slipped when I was running, and my crush saw me attempting to pull it back up. How brawkward.

by kayluhhxD October 19, 2009

Backwards Jammy

Sitting on the toilet backwards and taking a dump, leaving a poo smudge on the front of the toilet bowl.

Hey Janes gone out for a bit, lets leave a Backwards Jammy in her toilet!! She'll never know how we got a poo stain on THAT side of the toilet!!

by backwardsjammy June 1, 2011

Backwards Dumb Bitch

A woman that leaves a good man for a lesser boy

1. He has a lower paying job.
2. He has to move in with her to get out of his moms basement.
3. He's ugly as fuck.
4. He doesn't own a car.
5. He has a smaller dick.
6. He's he is still in love with his ex.

Any of these or all defines her as this.

You broke up with your man for this kid you are a Backwards Dumb Bitch

by Joeboo October 5, 2016

Backwards Racism

Having positive ideas or feelings for a person based on race.

Joe: I don't know anything about that man, except that he's black. I like him already!

Rick: That's backwards racism for ya.

by Spagetti January 3, 2013