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magic basket 

The basket where you put all your dirty clothes and several hours or days later they reappear clean and folded. Sometimes they end up on your bed or put away/hung up.

Legend has it when you lose the Magic Basket when you move away from home.
Murph: Let's go.
Coffey: I have to do my laundry.
Murph: Bro you need a girlfriend so you can get the magic basket back.

slop basket

When a girl has a lot of sex and her vagina is stretched out and full of jizz. She has a slop basket
Beth gets around she has a real slop basket!
slop basket by BgH76 May 14, 2015

queef basket 

A variation of the word fart box but is instead referring to the females vagina.
I'm gonna fuckin punch you in the queef basket you bitch!
queef basket by Punctualgrammar March 12, 2016

brisket basket

Brisket Basket is a person's downstairs area aka the jewel box aka the treasure box
He will never get into my brisket basket.

social basket 

An introverted person that has no interest in proper relationships with their peers and ends up being isolated for it. This lack of contact can come from emotional, mental or health problems, and often affects an individual's life according to the level of intensity of the disease.
"Social basket cases like you should get along just fine". L.A. Noire
social basket by Norton15890 May 15, 2016

Lotion Basket 

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.
"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."