Bareback Mounting

The renaming of the gay cowboy movie by popular conservative radio host Michael Savage.

Someone: Brokeback Mountain was so gay!

Someone else: You mean Bareback Mounting?

by anon_is_anon May 13, 2009

Barbecue Dad

A Barbecue Dad is a generic father figure who cooks all the food at a cookout such as hamburgers and hotdogs (while drinking beer). The roles of Barbecue Dad include referring to the younger attendees as, "Big Guy", "Champ", "Chief", and "Sport". Barbecue Dads talk about Dad things such as, lawnmowers, building your own deck, Sunday Night Football, and his glory days.

"Hey Jimmy, I wanna have a cookout next weekend, but my dad is gonna be out of town."

"Aw man, we are going to have to find someone to fulfill the role of "Barbecue Dad."
"You're right Jimmy, cookouts aren't the same without BBQ Dads."

by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017

French Barbershop

When a boy/girl goes down on another person and rips off the other person's pubic hair with their teeth.

"Hey, I heard that you gave your boyfriend a French Barbershop yesterday. Is this true?"
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."

by itothean511 January 27, 2011

floyd the barber

A word used to describe a serial rapist, commonly shortened to just "Floyd". This phrase originated from a song by the band Nirvana

She knew she was with Floyd the Barber as soon as she saw the van.

by Hockey16 May 31, 2017

Barbeque Chip

When you take a female's period blood, rub it onto your upper lip, wait for it to dry, then eat it

Do you want to have a barbeque chip?

by norsalthug November 22, 2009

barbell

A straight, W-shaped or slightly curved bar approximately between 4' and 8' in length that has cast iron or cement-filled plastic weights at either end, and used moved to increase strength in a great deal of movements. A free weight.

Bicep curls, benchpresses, militar presses, tricep curls or any other two handed movement where both arms move in the same direction.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

english barbecue

The weather's alway's too shit for a traditional BBQ. Instead an Englishman just cooks up a normal meal in his kitchen, known as an English BBQ.

"You should come over for a good ol' English BBQ, I'll cook us up some octopus, steak and shrimp.

by Diego August 18, 2003