bald neck

When your annoyed and angry by someone and randomly says they have a bald neck

“U so ugly”

“Stfu witcho bald neck”

by APussyHoeCouldNevaaa August 21, 2019

bald titty

A titty without a nipple

Martha: I'm looking for your nipple
Tina: I ain't got no nipples
Martha: Ew, you got a bald titty

by ALollie January 16, 2014

bald water

When you're being bald.

ur being so bald, ur bald water kid, trash L.

by anonymous March 14, 2021

Bald Arm

This is a phenomenon that commonly takes place at casino tables while gambling blackjack for a long period of consecutive time. The elbow is bent on the edge of the table either in a downward or upward position. After a few hours the hair on the arm or elbow will become smooth where the table meets the arm. There could be indentations of that part of the table on the arm. Shoulders will become stiff, perhaps even sore. Almost always the edge of the table where the elbow is laying will have short lasting non permanent indentations as well for a few minutes after the person removes his arm or elbow. Bald Arm could cause minor irritation to the skin for a few hours even after the person stops playing.

I was at the casino all night and got Bald Arm.

by Bailmaninmo August 22, 2018

The Council of Bald

Any of the most intimidating bald people in the world

He is part of The Council of Bald.

by BigC_heese October 3, 2020

Bald Channing

A Meme of a bald guy named channing also means has no brain or senseless

You are a bald channing

by Meme Enthusiist October 23, 2023

bald peach

your mom lol

dude you have a bald peach.

by 劣等生だ January 25, 2019