blue buffalo

The act of painting someone blue and fucking the shit out of them

Dude I blue buffaloed your mom.

by DiabeticKid January 17, 2014

The White Buffalo

The one and only true love who got away.

Hey do you remember Karen, "The White Buffalo", what.

by coreessj3 April 1, 2010

beat the buffet

A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:

1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.

2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.

3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.

4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.

by thegrandmaster98 December 19, 2011

Flubber Buffin

The female version of motor boating, except instead it the balls.

I need a good flubber buffin, my balls are like watermelons, I'm tell in ye!

by SegFaults September 13, 2011

buffy the vampire slayer

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.

by Samantha Fox January 11, 2008

in the buff

To be nude

strippers are in the buff

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Buffalo Chip

A pile of buffalo excrement.

Don't step in the buffalo chip!

by Bobblehead on June 22, 2007