British steamboat

When one person giving oral sex to a male recipient drinks hot tea, thus burning the penis of said recipient.

Sean was giving me a British steamboat and I ended up in the hospital for 3 days. Totally worth it!!!

by MattyGsteen May 19, 2016

British Walls

Particularily thin walls, where once something is done on one side, it is easily heard on the other.

The place has goddamn British Walls, I heard him peeing from the living room...

by That Gent Who Burns Scones March 7, 2011

British Saxophone

When on the verge orgasm, the woman inserts a wooden reed into the man's urethra and plays a c-flat, causing instanious orgasm, bowel, and bladder release.

"Bruh, my girlfriend is such a freak. Last night she gave me a British Saxophone."

by HarryMcTuckett March 27, 2020

british baggie

When your testicles are shriveled like the queen

Met this girl at the bar and took her home. Once naked she yelled british baggie, british baggie

Dam its cold out, I got myself some british baggies

by menjay January 2, 2015

British museum

A museum located in Britain that gets most of its artifacts by stealing them from other contents.

The only reason the pyramids are in Egypt still is because the British museum wasn’t big enough to fit them

by I eat hamsters September 11, 2022

The British Fucklock

Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.

"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"

by The Snatch Dispatch January 31, 2009

Behaving British

Fuckwits acting dominated by their most primitive emotions only to fuck people's lives and experience an immense feeling of guilt and regret after having fucked the things up.

Hey man! You'd better stop behaving britishly or you'll likely regret the outcome!

by L.A.N.G June 27, 2016