Bruno is a "villian" not really though. He is a very sweet man, who owns rats. He may be like 50 years old but, he has so many simps. (I'm one of em)
by urmomslefttesticle January 25, 2022

A bruno is all I need
by Geiqbdoqnwka November 22, 2021

by lighltysalted August 11, 2022

"Hey that is "Bruno".
by Senoritapefectaisabela$%$%$% March 8, 2022

by livelyalice January 6, 2022

“Bruno” is the process of being baked, roasted or even toasted. It’s meaning derived from my aunt’s pug. When moving across provinces, they left him in the back of their van in +30°C weather and he overheated and died.
“You said the restaurant’s super hot inside, right? So no wearing sweater type shit.”
“Yes, you will become bruno if you do.”
“Yes, you will become bruno if you do.”
by aspaht August 5, 2022

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
by Twiggish January 17, 2022
