Bonk Bonk

Hitting someone hard on the head.

He's so annoying that I want to bonk bonk him on his head.

by red he February 12, 2024

Bonked

Weirdly shaped. You look un-proportionate. Lip sided even. Like the tower of Ibiza

“ Look at that midget over there, they’re bonked “

by Ominiqu August 3, 2023

Bonk

Bonk is a the sound you hear when someone like that weird flower hits someone with a coconut.

AAAAAAAA!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *throws coconut* Bonk

by Gary The Flower January 6, 2022

Bonk

When something is so unbelievable that you have to shorten bonkers to express how you feel

Oliver: That party was bonk!
Phoenix: Absolutely wicked!

by phoenixislemons February 22, 2018

bonk

bonk is when you hit something with something

jacob proceeded to bonk the baseball.
jacob: (while hitting the baseball) BONK

by s o u r l e m o n a d e December 12, 2022

bonk

shitty 11 year old italian retard aus cheater that gets muted every discord and has a ballsack size of my dads

bonk is a retard compared to wogs

by big dick bonk destroyer September 12, 2020

Bonk

Penis. Short form of richard

Suck my bonk.
Ur gay

by Tf2 Heavy November 14, 2020