bonk

when something gets hit

i bonked my head last night

woooaahhh, bonk

by bhaddiebonk October 1, 2020

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Bonk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist

Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bonk mission

by Dorlock October 16, 2020

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bonk

How you say that you got hit, if you are on drugs.
Various editions are:
bonkers
bonkadonkeydonk
bonkathon
bonkybonka
bonk simulator 2022

I bestow the b o n k opon you.
bonk

by Hazzahdictionary July 9, 2022

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big fat bonks

big fat boobs but funnier

That girl over there has big fat bonks.

by PotatoButter95 July 11, 2022

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bonk

sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head

Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!

by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022

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International: The act of hitting someone, primarily with a baseball bat to the head

Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is

British: The act of having sex with someone

"oh that guy is so hot I would fuck him anyday"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"

OR

"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"

by dErpyto3z July 24, 2022

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