Fan schmitt bowler

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.

Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.

by Linduh October 24, 2003

boiner

When your boner hangs slightly to the right.

"Shit, man, all that jackin left me with a huge boiner."

by BoinerBoy April 12, 2003

Bonler

During the process of watching the show "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, and not getting to the conclusion. You then get a boner and piss in your underpants, and also on occasion poop your pants.

"Hey Mike! I got a bonler last night!," Harold said.

"What?" said Mike.

"I was watching "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction on my computer, and the fucking computer turned off 5 minutes before it finished! I got a bonler!!!! I also pissed my pants!!" Harold shouted.

"Cool," Mike sighed.

"At least I didn't shit myself!!" Harold exclaimed.

by Charles Wiknly July 26, 2009

Oxnard Broiler

The act of puking on a womans chest and then titty fucking her.

I came home from the bar last night with some ho and was so trashed i gave her the Oxnard Broiler.

by Yeti slayer and Cheddar February 6, 2010

Dirty bowler

The sexual act where the man stands at the top of the stairs and his girlfriend/wife bends over in front of him and he uses 2 fingers in her vagina and his thumb in the ass and throws her down the steps.

My girl is a dirty bowler. She loves to play around.

by Tylermsu February 10, 2018

soft boiled egg

When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.

"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".

by The lonely tanker January 3, 2019

Boiled Rice

A phrase used to describe long, pointless stories that go nowhere and provide no entertainment value whatsoever.
The term originated from an extermely boring story concerning boiled rice at a Chinese restaurant, a story which is said to have cured insomnia countless times.

Michelle: ...So like basically there was a half of a cup of water in the house, with stuff floating in it.....it was time to go to Tesco.
Me: WTF? I don't want to hear about boiled rice.

by Snizbob July 6, 2007