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Bitchness

The owner of a truck that has a tiny bed! Normally these guys can be found at local malls and Walmart’s trying to find a dick to suck!!! Beware as they may belittle ppl with bigger truck beds as they think 12 inches of cab space makes them superior, when it’s just their way of compensating for a small dick and being in the closet!!
That guy is bitchness!
by That guy 17202 January 5, 2021
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Bitchess

A group or bitches.. Not only one, but refering to a group of bitchess all combined into one. Not just one person but a group of people. One bitch calling everyone else a bitch aswell.
WHAT IS GOING ON BITCHESS? ITS PARTY TIME.
by GEO CELE June 2, 2021
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Bitchness

1.The Act of Being a Pussy 2. The act of ones negative emotion in order to either gain attention to themselves or harm others.
Hey Dude NO Bitchness in here!
Did you see that guy over there? hes showing some real Bitchness right about now
by 4Scare September 18, 2021
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bitchsless

to have no bitchs.
Damn don’t delete that you finna be bitchsless!!
by dtb4life September 5, 2022
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Bitchnesshood

The act of which someone acquiring bitches
Eminem talks: man yo manhood aint shit, but by bitchnesshood be rizzin
by Jacques Fortnite February 3, 2023
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Bitch less

by Biggoat1788 March 31, 2023
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Mega Bitchessi

Mega Bitchessi - a highly evolved mutated Bonessi(see Bonessi) When Bitchessi uses her voices, the strong vocal vibrations cause your eyes, ears and nose to bleed because the normal human body cannot handle the sound.

The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.

When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.

It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.
Here comes Mega Bitchessi, everyone hide!
by fakeitflowers November 19, 2020
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