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birthday asshole

Someone who is acting very selfish or self important on their birthday, because it is their birthday.
Trevor is being a Birthday Asshole because he will not let anyone else select a song to listen to, because it is "his birthday".
by brands0220 February 22, 2014
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birthday nice

what harry styles says when he's toasted
@Harry_Styles: Thank you for all the birthday nice. You're all wonderful, and I love you. H
by livesott February 1, 2019
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Birthday Wall Posts

Well Wishes written on facebook pages for friends and family's birthdays.

A substitute for Birthday cards.
"Dude,Just wanted to write you birthday wall post, happy birthday you are the bombest!"

Birthday wall posts rules:
1. Short birthday wishes should be posted to the wall, longer birthday wishes should be sent as messages so as to keep the wall space interesting, and avoid irritating the birthday wall-post stalkers.
2. One should read all other birthday wishes before posting a new one so as to avoid repitition, however, in some cases, a simple two-worded "Happy Birthday" can be appropriate. excample: (1)You don't know the person very well. (2)You don't but you're just saying happy birthday cause you're bored. (3)You havn't talked to them in a year or more. (4)You met in Yoville.
3. NEVER write your birthday wish in the form a comment of agreement with someone els's post. ie: Person writes birthday wish and you comment "Yeah".
4. Keep in mind that everyone knows the birthday song so it is not necessary to write it out.
5. Don't post belated birthday wishes. Just pretend you weren't online to see the notification.
by blambalino May 10, 2010
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birthday suit

ill strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose
by dotdotdash May 5, 2011
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Birthday Punch

The act of running up to someone (usually a friend), and punching them (traditionally on their shoulder) on their birthday. Sometimes, when a person has many friends, they will all come up and get many punches in before they stop. Sometimes you can leave a bruise mark on them or you might cause them to cry.
“Bro we gave Him a birthday punch in the morning and he cried like a wuss. I know he was our friend but i didn’t know he would cry like that.”
by SCRU FACE March 18, 2019
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birthday cake ice cream

Ice cream that appears like normal, boring vanilla icecream, but is really filled with deliciously yummy cake batter flavor. Add sprinkles, and it is the perfect substitute for any normal birthday cake.
"Hey Amanda, what kind of ice cream flavor do you want?"

"I'll have birthday cake ice cream."
by Abaybay April 15, 2008
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Birthday spankings

To strike the ass of a person on their birthday, giving them the amount of swats as their age(for example, a 16 year old would get 16 whacks to the butt). This practice originated in North America as a way to celebrate someone's birthday. There are several ways to do birthday spankings: over the knee, bent over furniture, under the arm, or everyone lines up with their legs spread apart so the birthday boy/girl can crawl under their legs and as they pass by you, you swat their buttocks. Usually, one or all of the parties involved get sexual ensure out of this
Come over my knee, it's time for your birthday spankings
by Novanilla January 25, 2015
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