Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.

Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.

by IronMikey April 12, 2023

Berry Banging

When two men are having sex, the act of their testicles smashing up against each other.

Those guys were going at it hard. They were berry banging.

by THEHOARD February 03, 2010

jesus berries

Another way of saying olives. Because they're synonomous with the area in which Jesus lived.

"Usually at Thanksgiving kids like to stick their fingers in Jesus berries."

by oscar green August 27, 2007

Dangle berry

When you Don't wipe your ass correctly and you get little balls of Poo attached to your asshole hair

Jim "My ass is so itchy"

Gary "You must have a case of the Dangle berrys"

by Gazzo5 August 17, 2008

Blurple Berry

the mix between blue and purple and the berry came in during code name kids next door with the candy flavored blurple berry.

blurple berry candy

by beep8877 December 27, 2011

Dangle Berries

are ones lumps of crap around ones anus area...
clingy to pubic hair and alike....
more common in males than females...
not pleasurable in the act of oral sex...
to lick somones crap...
unless you like that sort of stuff...

(not turned on by it)oral- 'i was rimming him and i felt these things in my mouth, they were hi pieces of s**t, his dangle berries!'
(turned on)oral-'i was rimming him and i could taste this amazing sensation and realised i was licking his s**t, it made me well kinky'
general use-'yeah i bet his arse is so hairy that even his dangle berries want to break free'
generaluse2- 'doctor i need your help, my anus is so hairy its coveres in dangle berries!...what do i do?'

by gameover November 02, 2007

velcro-berry

When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberry and it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening.

"Damn, that velcro-berry owned my ass"

by gordy November 26, 2003