Basic math

Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.

Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.

by iamanthonydean May 23, 2019

Basic beers

Bog standard, salt of the earth corner shop beers. Slightly room temperature, and transported in a blue plastic carry bag.

Mate, enough if this craft nonsense, let's get some basic beers - Frank

by Barnowlsrock August 14, 2022

Basic Shurken

A weapon small enough to be concealed in the palm of your hand.

Is that a Basic Shurken

in his hand?

No he's just happy to see me.

by Mr.Drangus September 27, 2014

basic vaccinations

basic vaccinations (coined by my friend's friend) - the vaccinations that you receive as a baby. Then you go on with your life not getting vaccinated like ever and get holistic treatments instead.

Friend #1 "Oh I have all my basic vaccinations"
Friend #2 "wtf is a basic vaccination?"

by cutiepiestarbucksgal77 May 7, 2021

Basic Dave

The most basic guy on the block, he tends to be the most basic person ever to exist, that is not an insult, if you've been crowned Basic Dave, you're a legend :)

hey, you see Basic Dave, I heard he's so basic, he drives a ford fiesta but overall he's an amazing guy

by Cis Knight Alex October 10, 2019

Basic Faceness

Having features that are sufficient to form a face, but nothing spectacular.

He's not ugly, but his face is just so basic...he's got basic faceness.

by ElHambo November 7, 2019

Basic Bitch

See Smitty

Look at Smitty. Yeah he is being a Basic Bitch.

by My name is not Ted June 14, 2018