awkward eater

When a group of people are together and there is food and no one is talking and nobody is eating and one person decides to eat. The resulting crunching is then amplified.

Awkward eater...

by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010

awkward kissing

Two people standing in front of each other a few inches apart trying to spit in each other's mouth

Detox and Roxy tried awkward kissing last night on RuPaul's Drag Race

by FuzzyOtter September 29, 2013

Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.

Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.

by BigBossRoo19 June 15, 2012

Awkward Kyle

The act of being extremely Awkward and unsocial at a party. That person that stands in a group and just nods along to the conversation but doesn't contribute. Also can be used for the person that obviously likes you but doesn't say anything and acts generally in an awkward manner. Also know as 'That kid'

Can you PLEASE just stick it in already instead of hovering over me like an Awkward Kyle !?

by Tofu 'Meag' Beatrice January 17, 2011

Awkward Jellyfish

an awkward jellyfish is when a situation becomes to awkward to handle and instead of saying "awkward" you make the motion of expanding and contracting your hands with your palms to the sky..

awkward jellyfish

by awkward jellyfish master June 23, 2011

Awkward Pass-by

When two or more groups of people talking amongst themselves pass each other and making quick eye contact but not speaking, usually among teens. The remedy is laughing loudly or pretending like what you're talking about is so absorbing you just don't notice the other party slowly walking by.

One group of gabbing girls pass a group of punks on the street, and they both vaguely know each other from the cafeteria but quickly look away.

GIRL: Wow .. . that was such an awkward pass-by . ..

by ilytoo April 19, 2009

Awkward Bird

A more fun version of awkward turtle. Involves someone flapping their arms like wings and cawing when something awkward happens.

In a restaurant:
Girl 1: Omg, I had soooo much to drink, I got drunk on two bacardi breezers

Girl 2 to Girl 3 behind menu: *Does awkward bird and caws*

by nicola95 May 01, 2011