The act of being extremely Awkward and unsocial at a party. That person that stands in a group and just nods along to the conversation but doesn't contribute. Also can be used for the person that obviously likes you but doesn't say anything and acts generally in an awkward manner. Also know as 'That kid'
by Tofu 'Meag' Beatrice January 18, 2011

When a group of people are together and there is food and no one is talking and nobody is eating and one person decides to eat. The resulting crunching is then amplified.
by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.
Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.
Both:Good Times.
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.
Both:Good Times.
by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012

Basically what came before the more well-known "Awkward Turtle". It still uses hand motions, but in this case, you put both hands into fists and move them simultaneously in a forward, twisting motion of the wrists. This is used for moments that are genuinely awkward, but you'll say "Awkward Eggs" and preform the respective motions, which makes it just that much more awkward. Also used when one wants to point out the awkwardness in a situation, but doesn't want to look stupid by preforming the "Awkward Turtle".
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.
As used as an inside joke:
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.
As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.
As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".
by Vivian Erikson March 18, 2011

by FuzzyOtter September 28, 2013

When two or more groups of people talking amongst themselves pass each other and making quick eye contact but not speaking, usually among teens. The remedy is laughing loudly or pretending like what you're talking about is so absorbing you just don't notice the other party slowly walking by.
One group of gabbing girls pass a group of punks on the street, and they both vaguely know each other from the cafeteria but quickly look away.
GIRL: Wow .. . that was such an awkward pass-by . ..
GIRL: Wow .. . that was such an awkward pass-by . ..
by ilytoo April 20, 2009

A more fun version of awkward turtle. Involves someone flapping their arms like wings and cawing when something awkward happens.
In a restaurant:
Girl 1: Omg, I had soooo much to drink, I got drunk on two bacardi breezers
Girl 2 to Girl 3 behind menu: *Does awkward bird and caws*
Girl 1: Omg, I had soooo much to drink, I got drunk on two bacardi breezers
Girl 2 to Girl 3 behind menu: *Does awkward bird and caws*
by nicola95 May 24, 2011
