cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.

"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."

by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014

Vowel Award

This means some one or something that is So Beautiful that you complement them or it, by awarding this. SO BEAUTIFUL contains every vowel of the English language.

Jasmine you are so beautiful I give you the Vowel Award

by MarcTheCelebrityCarpetCleaner June 9, 2015

Fell For It Again Award

A derogatory slogan used primarily by left-wing activists to mock or belittle right-wing (especially MAGA-aligned) individuals by implying they have repeatedly made poor political choices, and "fell for" those choices due to naïveté or gullibility. Widely considered a political dogwhistle aimed at insulting the intelligence of conservative voters.

"You seriously voted for him again? Congrats, here's your Fell for it Again Award."
"Fell for what..? He did exactly what his platform promised."
"It means you fell for his lies, that’s why it’s called the Fell for it Again Award!"
"And yet from 2020, you think voting in a walking teleprompter was the better choice."

by Andresonne August 3, 2025

Anatomy award

A comment made when a spectacularly built girl appears

That new bartender Laura deserves an anatomy award.....

by Asian Bino May 27, 2022

world famous award winning juicy moist burgers

A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!

Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!

by Moistmeat February 11, 2025

The Lifetime Wank Award

When Some Takes Ages To Cum While Masturbating

I heard That Person Over There Took 4Hours to cum while masturvbating last night,
Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award

by uuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu June 25, 2010

Bravo Award

The second highest honour that can be given in the UK, immediately following the Victoria Cross.

Person 1: Did you know that Winston Churchill wasn't even awarded the Bravo Award?

by JPohara August 9, 2010