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Andy Apocalypse

The crazy front man of the very popular and awesome punk band "Stormtrooper" from San Francisco California.
John Q: Holy shit! Did you see Andy Apocalypse bite the head off a chicken last night?

Joe P: Eh, it's been done.
by Jason Halo May 3, 2008
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Avocado Conspiracy

The conspiracy theory that the reason the Avocado has such a large seed that i cannot reproduce by itself naturally is because it was introduced to earth by an advanced alien civilization. The only way for it to continue to exist is for some spieces to evolve to the point that it could farm and care for the avocado while also slowly taking over and domesticating the host species. This is also the reason everyone freaks out when someone says "i don't like avocados" as this is a direct threat to the future overlords.
Waitress: Would you like to try todays special on avocado toast and salad?

Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.

The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.
by justanotherbluepill February 8, 2019
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Apocalypse

1) Something that brings the end of the world, however you believe it will come.

2) For those in the Supernatural Fandom, it's the part that we all miss about the show
1) Human 1: Dude! The apocalypse was supposed to happen years ago and I'm alive!
Human 2: No shit Sherlock that end of the world crap is bull.

2) FANGIRL 1: Ya know, I really miss the apocalypse. Everything was so simple back when Sam and Dean and Cas were trying to stop the end of the world
FANGIRL 2: I know right, and we had Lucifer. He was pretty chill. But they kinda forgot Adam soo........
by Acklesforlife November 13, 2014
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Demon Apocalypse

The Demon Apocalypse is the event that will occur after the Zombie Apocalypse. In case you were wondering, the Zombie Apocalypse in a nutshell is when zombies will take over. The Demon Apocalypse is when all Hell will break through into our world (literally). What humans are left alive will have to go through this.

Here is a time line... 2012: The beginning of the end of the world. 2013: Zombie Apocalypse. 2016: Demon Apocalypse.
I'm not sure how I will survive during the Demon Apocalypse! How do you kill a demon??
by governtheday92609 January 5, 2011
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Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.
EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?
by The AWPerator April 22, 2011
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avacado asshole punch

to punch someone in the ass with a raised knuckle, with great force
joe was leaning on the bar and got an avacado asshole punch
by bheron July 12, 2006
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porch apocalypse

When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.
Quoted from Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, web author.
by KJS August 18, 2005
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