An unfortunate person who has just received a cure to autism by there mums being licked up on psychiatric drugs. After suffering at burth to there step mum and father putting there foot down on there balls to stop or suppress sexual hormones to emulate the inage of autism to gain powerpoibts and chances.
Dude 1: wow my balls dont hurt anymore and im horny.
Dude 2: whoa your left side is no longer wonky what happened your mum must have left the right nut drop.
Dude 1: nah man mums been locked up on respiridrone now shes the one thats legally autistic.
Dude 2: whoa your left side is no longer wonky what happened your mum must have left the right nut drop.
Dude 1: nah man mums been locked up on respiridrone now shes the one thats legally autistic.
by Whitefeederwaveruiner December 10, 2025
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Other dude: yeah bro, he has an autistic fuckton of tools in general bro.
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