Autistic discount

The discounts and rewards you get to take advantage of because you need to read the menu ahead and see pictures to make your decision and you hate speaking to people more than necessary so you exclusively order food through mobile apps.

How do you always have rewards and gift cards for every restaurant we go to? "I get the autistic discount."

by Freckle Newt February 17, 2025

autistic

being like losowy

Bro youre autistic, just like losowy

by realriel January 21, 2024

Autistic

Autism Or ASD is a disorder idc how it happens but lemme tell you how cool this is!! Dude I can fit SOOOOO much info in my brain I’m so good at spelling!!! I can also tell you the fnaf lore , the X-men lore, the quicksilver lore, the science behind why people are attracted to serial killers, random things I read when I was 6, and so much more!!!! People may think we’re stupid because we’re awkward but that’s a common misconception we just need a little more help sometimes! We’re actually smarter than the average neurotypical or ‘normal’ person. From your local autistic citizen

Autistic person:hello
Neurotypical person:why aren’t you making eye contact?
Autistic person:oh it’s because I have autism .

Neurotypical person:oh so you’re a retard and stupid
Autistic person:well no actually I-
Neurotypical person:BLAH BLAH BLAH RETARD
Autistic person:???

by Gay_simps4peters February 18, 2023

Autistic retard

Segmentation fault (that smart guy)

You really are a fucking autistic retard

by I hammered your dad 12 times December 11, 2024

Autisticated

Used as in insult to describe someone’s actions as being abnormal

Man-“what’s going on with John?”
Man2-“no clue, he’s abit autisticated today.”

by Yofku October 17, 2023

autistic

Calling for a person
Lacking the skills to

Appropriately engage in social communication,
Interaction and
Repetitive behaviors. This effects many aspects

Everyday life

My friend Claire is autistic, so be patient with her!

by fatastronaut27 November 16, 2023

Autistic Duck Syndrome

When trying to get your ducks in a row result in a zig-zag

Suffering from Autistic Duck Syndrome is makes it difficult to get my life in order.

by ArcadianSage November 5, 2020