Astrobate

When an astronaut masturbates.

After successfully landing on Mars after a five-year trip, the astronaut decides to astrobate.

by ImSlickShady December 5, 2023

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gastronaut

Noun; One who commits suicide by securing a plastic bag over his or her head and pumping in a gas, thereby dying of asphyxiation; the individual's head in the bag gives him or her passing resemblance to an astronaut.

Nico was so upset by Lou's rejection of her that she decided to end her life as a gastronaut.

by ARog59 September 25, 2024

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astronazi

A person who believes that others are inherently inferior, incompatible, or unworthy of association based solely on their astrological signs. Such individuals often hold a dogmatic and dismissive attitude, using astrology not as a tool for understanding but as a means to judge and exclude others.

Jessica refused to hire Leo for the job, saying, "Sorry, I can't trust a Gemini. You're all two-faced," revealing herself to be an astronazi.

by bugfriend333 January 13, 2025

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Nastronauts

Didn't I fucking tell Elon to do that MONTHS AGO!? Is that fucking crazy? I told him to do that months ago and instead he has two test launches that both apparently blew up and he's just now getting around to getting the astronauts?

Hym "Why didn't you save the Nastronauts when I told you to retard? I had forgotten that I had even told you to do that. What the fuck took you so long? They had already been there for months and they had to wait 2 extra months. That's why your rockets are blowing up. And why I had to make the AI you gave retarded name. Retarded. I mean, it's OK to be retarded. There's nothing WRONG with being retarded. But retarded. I said do it months ago. You did nothing. I said what is happening to me was going to get your kids murdered. You did nothing. But coercing me into giving a shit about your kids was more important to you. Retarded."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2025

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