my gym assistant

An innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.

My Gym Assistant is an innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.

by mcelikx November 22, 2021

Assisted Patriotism

When you snitch on Lightskin’s

I went to court today and did some Assisted Patriotism.

by AntiLightskin September 16, 2025

Friendly Assist

To give someone "friendly assist" is to give a hand job.

Hey I'm going to Jeff's house to give him a friendly assist. He's gonna love it.

by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023

Medical Assistant

The doctors personal assistant.

M.A. for short

MA: Hi my name is Courtney im the new medical assistant!
Doctor: nice to meet you, get me some coffee!
MA: YES BOSS

by Yourfavedoctor1 January 13, 2023

Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.

Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."

by perroa March 22, 2024

Assistive Technology

Technology designed to help make life or tasks easier for people, both at work and in our daily lives.

An example of an assistive technology is a barcode scanner. It is used to increase the speed at which the cashier calculates the price of goods.

by unfilteredthoughts April 6, 2021

power-assisted hug

An embrace dat ya get from someone who is too sleepy or exhausted to reasonably be expected to lift his arms on his own, and so ya amiably help him to perform said cuddly action --- what ya do is to gently lift da person's limp arms and drape them over yer shoulders, then slip yer own arms underneath his armpits and affectionately draw da person up against ya; all he has to do then is to simply wrap his arms da rest of da way around yer neck.

Creating a power-assisted hug from a weary chick is similar to when ya softly clasp and lift her suntan-lotion-oiled hand at da beach to give her a hello/goodbye handshake when she is half-asleep while soaking up da sun... in both cases, ya receive a little pleasant physical contact wif her, but at da same time ya considerately eliminate da need for her drowsy/achy muscles to expend much effort at all.

by QuacksO October 26, 2019